THE LOOM ROOM GIFT CARDS
Give the gift of secrets, cocktails, and plausible deniability.
WHY A GIFT CARD
Because a bottle’s gone in a night, a bouquet wilts, and a Loom Room evening lingers somewhere between memory and black-mail material. Slip someone a little hush-money and let them spend it on:

• Forbidden cocktails & temperance mischief

• Shadowy small plates (3 for £18 if they’re behaving)

• Proper Job Comedy tickets

• A round of £3 Tinner Bros Trouble shots

• Or that private-hire deposit for the party they’ll never post about

HOW IT WORKS
Pick an amount — £25, £50, £75, £100, or “Name Your Vice.”

1. Choose your style —

   • Digital code (lands in their inbox, ready to whisper at checkout)

   • Physical card — a matte-black Cornish Inns Gift Card delivered in an un-marked envelope (perfect for accomplices).

2. Add a note — We’ll print or email it verbatim. Grammar crimes welcome.

3. Checkout — We’ll charge your card, not your conscience.

THE FINE(ISH) PRINT
Valid on food, drink, comedy nights, and private-hire fees.

• Expires 1 year from purchase—use it before the walls talk.

• Lost codes can be re-issued (as long as you remember the alias you used).

• Not redeemable for cash—this isn’t a bank, darling.

READY TO MAKE SOMEONE CURIOUS
Hit the button below, choose your weapon, and let us do the dirty work.
 



(Questions? Whisper to hello@loomroomwadebridge.co.uk or WhatsApp 07405 218 661—but don’t leave a paper trail.)